Santa aur Banta in Army

Army Training ke doran 1 officer ne Santa se pocha-
Ye tere hath main kya hai?
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Santa - Sir Ye bandooq hai.
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Officer - Ye bandooq nahi tumhari izzat
or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
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Phir Officer ne banta se pucha
Tumhare
hath main ye kya hai?
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Banta - Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or
hamari aunty hai..!!