Baap Baap hota hai

Son 2 Dad - Car Ki Chabhi Do,
College Main Function Hai.
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Dad - Car kyu ?
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Son - 10 Lakh Ki Car Me Jaunga To
Rob
Padega
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Dad - ye Le 10Rs 48 Lakh Ki Bus Me
Ja,
Zyada Rob Padega.
baap baap hota hai.

Pati aur Patni ke Funny Chutkule

Pati - chalo, aaj kuch naya karein
Patni - kya kare?
Pati - aaj main tumhare kaan(ear) mein daaloonga
Patni - nahi ... nahi... main behri ho gayi toh?
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Pati - Maderchod!... ab tak goongi hui thi kya?

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Patni (Moon Dekhte hue) - Batao Wo Kaunsi Chiz Hai
Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho
Par Laa Nahi Sakte?
Pati - Main Nahi Bataunga...
Patni - Bolo Na Plz..
Pati - "Hamari Padosan"