Latest Chutkule and Majedar jokes on Pappu

Pappu badi gaur se kuch dekh raha tha,
Maa – beta kya kar rahe ho?
Pappu – padh raha hoon,
Maa – shaabaash beta,
kya padh rahe ho?
Pappu – aapaki hone vaali bahu ke sms...
phir udta hua chappal sidha Papu ke gaal pe...