Darling agar tum khana banana sikh lo to

Husband - Darling agar tum khana banana sikh lo to Nokrani ka
kharcha bach jayega...
Wife - Darling Agar tum sexx kerna sikh lo to
Mali,
Driver,
Chokidar
In Sab ka kharcha bach jayega...

Ladki whisper kyu lagati hai agar

Ek Ladka Gutter Main Gir Gaya...
Tabhi Ek Ladki Ki Aawaz Aayi... koi baat nahi,
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Acchhe Hain'

Ladka angry ho gaya aur bola...
Ladka - Teri Maa Ka... agar
Daag Itne hi Ache Hain to
Niche Whisper Qyu Lagati Hai?

Mast chutkule on sardar

Sardar was driving car very fast...
Trafic police caught him.
Sardar - Sir, I am learning driving.
Police - without any Teacher
Sardar - yes, its my corespondance Course...