Ladki in Train

Train main Lutero ne ek ladki ke
zewar loot liye..
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Log bole - Shukar karo ki
izzat nahi looti..
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Ladki chillai - Tumhari maa ki
aankh saalo !!
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Izzat bech bech ke to
sare zewar liye the...

Santa aur Banta in Army

Army Training ke doran 1 officer ne Santa se pocha-
Ye tere hath main kya hai?
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Santa - Sir Ye bandooq hai.
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Officer - Ye bandooq nahi tumhari izzat
or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
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Phir Officer ne banta se pucha
Tumhare
hath main ye kya hai?
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Banta - Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or
hamari aunty hai..!!

Boy Girl ke Mast Chutkule

Girl - Jab tumko meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho.. -
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Boy - tumhari fav. Chocolate kha leta hoon...
Aur tum kya karti ho
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Girl - Main bhi Classic pee leti hoon..

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Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bani Billi (Cat) Ki Design ko Ek Ladka Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha...
Ladki Ne Pocha - Ghoor kyu rahe ho, Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?
Ladka : Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par Doodh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha hoon