Santa ke Mast Chutkule

SANTA - maine Pichle 20 Saalo Main 1 Baat Note Ki Hai..
Banta - Wo Kya?
Santa - Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band
Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai...

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Santa - tumne itne chhote-Chhote
baal Qu katwaye hain?
Banta - Yar naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle
nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke
aur kaat de.....

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Santa - Miss, kya aap mujhe
raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher - Nahi to...
Santa - Kamaal hai, subah mere
mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..

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Police Station Main Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Report Ki...
Dobhi Rote Huye Bola : "Iss Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li"
Police Wala : "Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune aisa?"
Santa : "Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main Toh Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha"
Police Wala : "Fir?"
Santa : "Mane Isko Awaj Lagayi Toh Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri (iron/lady) Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo"
Aur Maine Chakk Te Fattttttttttte...

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Ek Bar Santa ko Raste main ek Patthar Mila
Us par Likha Tha
Patthar ko Palat Lo Kuch Ban Jaaoge
Jaise Hi Usne Patthar ko Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha "Bewkoof"